Outside Belarus, a “Belarusian breakfast” is known as a sexual act
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Everyone is familiar with terms such as a “Swedish buffet,” a “French breakfast,” or a “continental breakfast.” As it turns out, there is also something known as a “Belarusian breakfast.”
There are, however, two catches. First, most Belarusians have probably never heard of it. Second, the term has only a very indirect connection to food.
The definition of a “Belarusian breakfast” can be found on Urban Dictionary, one of the world's largest online slang dictionaries, whose entries are contributed by thousands of users from around the globe:
Беларускі сняданак — адна з формаў сексуальнай блізкасці. Гэта акт, калі на жываце аднаго з партнёраў разбіваецца яйка. Яму даюць сцячы ўніз, да вагіны ці пеніса, а пасля злізваюць, пакуль не стане чыста.
The site also provides an example of how the term is used in conversation:
— “Dude, my girlfriend made me give her a Belarusian breakfast.”
— “She’s a sick person.”
The dictionary contains several other Belarus-related entries as well. Judging by them, one might conclude that Belarusians have quite a reputation for eccentric sexual slang.
A “Belarusian alarm clock” is described as the feeling of waking up easily after getting very little sleep because you spent the night having great sex and are still riding the resulting euphoria.
A “Dirty Belarusian” is defined as a sexual act in which one partner is spanked while the other person's hand remains inside the back pocket of their trousers.
